Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Look at this ridiculous list of wife quality material i found on Facebook.

This is just ridiculous! Mr man, go find yourself a door mat or an idiot. that's all your listed qualities is going to get you.

Naira hits #418 against the Dollar.

These are hard times,. 
God have mercy.

ASUU threatens o commence strike action, if the FG does not implement its 2009 agreement with them.

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The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) through its Lagos Zone Coordinator, Prof. Olusoji Sowande at a news conference in Lagos on Tuesday, threatened to embark on a nationwide strike in regards to its demands for the implementation of its 2009 agreement with the Federal Government.

Sowande said the 2009 FG/ASUU agreement, Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) on funding of state universities, breaches of the conditions of service and re-negotiation of the agreement, exclusion of Nigerian universities from Pension Management Company and non-release of NEEDS Assessment Intervention Fund were still being ignored.

He said:
“The review of the agreement should have been undertaken in 2012 and 2015 but that did not happen.‎ “The implication is that our union has shown enough patriotism and understanding on these matters in the last four years.

Lagos state govt set to prosecute kidnappers of Oba Goriola Oseni, the Oniba of Iba.

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The Lagos State Government on Tuesday commenced moves to charge the suspected kidnappers of the Oniba of Iba, Oba Goriola Oseni to court for criminal conspiracy, kidnapping, murder and armed robbery. The Government, in a statement issued by the Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Mr. Adeniji Kazeem, said the four suspects - Duba Furejo, Ododomo Isaiah, Reuben Anthony and Yerin Fresh would be prosecuted in accordance with the relevant laws applicable to the alleged crimes committed.

Kazeem, who has already issued legal advice for the prosecution of the suspected kidnappers, said the suspects would be charged for offences of conspiracy for kidnapping, kidnapping, and two counts charge of murder and armed robbery.

#HeartBreakingPhotos. 7yr old girl tortured to death by step mother on Kaduna state.

A 7 year old girl identified as Zainab, pictured was allegedly tortured to death by her step mother in Kaduna state.
According to Hausa news page, Zuma Times, the woman had been torturing the young child for so long and she finally gave up the ghost. 
However,nothing was said about the girl's parents.

See the heartbreaking photos of the girl below. please be warned that they are very graphic.

Shocking! 40yr old man rapes 6 months old baby in Yobe state.

A 40-year-old deaf teacher, identified as Shaaibu Yakubu Abdullahi, was yesterday arrested by men of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, for allegedly raping a 6-month-old baby in Potiskum, Yobe state.

The NSCDC Commandant, Muhammad Gidado Fari, said Abdullahi was apprehended after a non-governmental organization, National Council of Women Society, NCWS, reported the situation to the corps .
Fari explained that the deaf teacher allegedly connived with his 10-year-old student, (name withheld) who carried the baby to him from her neighbour’s house and “He defiled her.”

As shared by actress Funke Akindele Bello on instagram.

To all the Uches out there who wont allow Funke enjoy her marriage in peace!! Face ya work oh! Uche Onise. LMAO

As tweeted by Sen. Ben Murray-Bruce.

Ouch! but true.

Hajiya Aisha Wakil says bokoharam is ready for peace. #read her statement.

Hajiya Aisha Wakil, who is believed to be close to the Boko Haram leadership, says the group is ready for talks with the Federal Government on the fate of the 219 missing Chibok girls.

The lawyer said yesterday that she had been on the neck of the Boko Haram leaders, who according to her offered to honour her to dialogue with the government and release the girls and other captives.The group’s leadership might soon make a pronouncement on their plan for the girls, she said.

Hajiya Aisha, who spoke with  The Nation's correspondent on the phone, said she expected the Boko Haram leaders to come out and discuss with the government.

She said:
“Since I came back, I have been on their neck. They have now agreed to come out and discuss with the government and bring back the girls.
“I am for the Chibok girls and all the captives. They are ready for peace. This is what they told me.”
Although Hajiya Aisha was not forthcoming on the imminent release of the girls, whose abduction has sparked a global outrage, she said:

Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Nigeria.

Yesterday, Nigeria was lit up with the presence of one of the most innovative and richest men in the world, Mark Zuckerberg.
Mark silently waltz into into Nigeria, yesterday. he was in Yaba to meet with developers and entrepreneurs.
Nigerians almost had a meltdown on Facebook and twitter, following his visit.
See photos below

Toke Makinwa says ladies deserves someone who isn't embarrassed to love them!

These arrested armed robbers specializes in switching off victim's generator before attacking them.

The Anti-Robbery Squad of the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, Yaba, has arrested a four-man gang that had allegedly been terrorising residents of the Ikorodu area of Lagos State.
The suspects – Akin Ayotunde, Isaac Ogbonna, Sola Dede and Sodiq Lawal – specialised in lurking around houses at night and switching off their victims’ generators before attacking them.
They, however, met their Waterloo last Thursday when they were arrested after invading the apartment of one Bello Hakeem in the Igbe area.

Punch Metro reports that,the suspects spent six hours in the victim’s duplex and went away with his car, generator, money, phones, Automated Teller Machine cards, modems, laptops and cash.

They also stole his wife’s jewellery and withdrew N100,000 using one of the ATM cards.
Hakeem said that around 11.09pm on Tuesday, he observed that his generator suddenly went off and he asked two of his children to go outside and fix the problem.

Angry woman bites of friend's eyelid during debt repayment fight. #Photo

Woman docked in Lagos for biting off friend's eyelid

A 24-year-old woman, Angela Job, who allegedly bit off her friend's eyelid during a fight, has been arrested and made to appear before a Tinubu Magistrates' Court in Lagos.
Standing trial on assault occasioning grievous harm charge, the accused entered a 'not guilty’ plea.

According to the prosecutor, Insp. Ben Ekundayo, the accused had on Aug. 19 at about 6.30 p.m. at Papa Bus Stop, Badore Road in Ajah on the Lekki-Epe Expressway, bit off the eyelid of the complainant, Uche Anyanwu.
Woman docked in Lagos for biting off friend's eyelid

Actress Funke Akindele and Hubby JJCSkillz releases press statement about their quiet UK wedding.

Read statement below
Star actress, Funke Akindele walked down the aisle on Tuesday, 23, August, with her beau, Abdulrasheed Bello in London, UK at a quiet wedding witnessed by immediate family members, the best man, maid of honour, and friends with strong ties.

The groom, Abdulrasheed, aka Skillz is a multi-talented musician, music producer and a leading member of the JJC and 419 Squad based in London.

Until his decision to marry Funke, he was blessed with three children who are grown up and living happily in the United Kingdom.

Nigeria and UK signs Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) on the modalities for the return of Nigerian looted assets.

Federal Government of Nigeria and the British Government yesterday Tuesday August 30th signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) on the modalities for the return of Nigerian looted assets. The move is a follow up to the agreement reached at the London anti-corruption summit in May.

The Attorney-General of the Federation, Mr Abubakar Malami, who signed on behalf of the Federal Government in Abuja, noted that the MoU reflected the willingness of both countries to continue cooperation and mutual support.

He outlined the objectives of the MoU to include the fact that the processes of returning stolen assets was a partnership recognising the interest of both countries and based on mutual understanding, confidence and trust. That both countries recognized that they have a mutual interest in ensuring that returned assets are not at risk of being misappropriated again.

Comedian Akpororo and wife welcomes baby girl.


Very funny comedian, Akpororo  and wife yesterday welcomed their first baby, a girl.
The excited father said “You are welcome to my world the princess of RORO KINGDOM, thank you for bringing JOY to our world. Now u can call me papa somebody,@jose_bowoto you are the best woman in the world, I love you like kilode.”

Congratulations to them..

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Nigerian Police claims the man who named dog Buhari has nothing to do with the president.

The Lagos zone 2 command of the Nigeria Police has dissociated President Muhammadu Buhari from the case involving a man who named his pet dog ‘Buhari.’
The police, in a statement made available to the Lagos Metro and signed by the zonal Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, said the ‘Buhari’ in question was not President Buhari .
According to the police, a son to the Alhaji Buhari had reported the case to the police claiming that the arrested Igbo man was referring to his father.
Adejobi, in the statement, said “The attention of the Assistant Inspector-General of Police in charge of Zone 2 Command, Lagos, AIG Abdulmajid Ali, has been drawn to series of uncomplimentary comments and publications in respect of the case of a man, Joe Chinakwe, who was arrested and charged to court by the Ogun State police command for naming his dog “Buhari” and wishes to state categorically that the matter was grossly misconstrued.”

Singer Waje says we all can be part of the change,by being responsible for things that happens in our own 'Backyard'

Woman says police killed her son, but told her to say it was hoodlums that killed him.

Mrs. Preye Daniel  is unable to get over the death of her first son, Innocent Daniel Kokorifa, who was allegedly killed by policemen attached to the Anti-Vice Unit of the Bayelsa state Police Command.

Mrs. Preye Daniel said on the fateful day that she sent her son to the next street, behind their Road 6, Flat 53, Okaka Housing Estate, Uyo, to give N2,000 to her elder sister’s daughter, but the 17 years old boy did not return home as he was shot by the police.

Narrating the incident, she said after she was informed that policemen had killed his son, the police denied and asked her to say that it was hoodlums so that they can investigate the matter quickly. Mrs. Kokorifa said:

 “I sent Innocent to go and give two thousand Naira to my elder sister’s daughter around 11am Thursday morning, later in the day I was informed that Innocent was shot by the police, and I called my husband, who was in Port Harcourt and he asked me to go and find out what happened. “First, when I went to the Anti-Kidnapping office of the police and told them that they have killed my son, they asked me to say that it was bad boys that killed him so that they can investigate quickly.”

37yr old Land grabber(Omo Onile) sentenced to prison in Lagos for beating up site worker

Barely two weeks after Lagos state government signed into law the Property Protection bill which is aimed at putting an end to land grabbing(The omo onile menace ) in the state, an Ojodu magistrate court yesterday sentenced a land grabber popularly known as Omo Onile, 37 year old Lekan Adetona, to three months in prison for beating up a site worker who refused to give him money at a site at Anobi Street, Alapere, Ketu.

According to the victim who is a welder, Lekan connived with others still at large to severely beat him up when he refused to give them money. He said on the day of the attack, he had gone to meet some of his friends at a site on Anobi Street, where they were to carry out some construction work. On getting there, he didn’t meet them and as he turned to return to his shop, a group of three young men led by Lekan accosted him and demanded for money, thinking he was the site engineer.

Niger Delta Avengers writes open letter to president Buhari.

Below is the open letter, signed by the group's spokesperson,  Brig.Gen Mudoch Agbinibo:

We call on President Muhammadu Buhari to put away the garb of a stooge to the imperialists, whenever he speaks outside Nigeria. We have listened carefully and halted hostilities in the Niger Delta; we expect a genuine and positive attitude to restructuring and self-determination for every component unit of Nigeria. Dear president, what makes those countries (Japan, Germany, France, USA, Britain etc.) great is the ability of their governments to accommodate internal protestations and conflicts for the greater good of their nations over the years. Please stop presenting your government as pawn to the web of military industrialists complex, whenever you leave the shores of Nigeria.
Nigeria is not a one-man personal property we must have these talks every time if this union must continue to work as one. 

Samson Siasia explains the harrowing experience with the team at Atlanta and how He is still being owed 5 months salary..

In an interview with BBC,  Bayelsa born Siasia revealed he had quit his post as under-23 coach and has now made more startling revelations as to the team's adventure in Atlanta and Rio de Janeiro.
'I'm still being owed five months salary. They said it's due to TSA (Treasury single account) but i hope they will pay me since my contract has elapsed so that i can go and rest. I thank them for the opportunity to serve my country and it's time to go and rest before thinking of the next move' Siasia told Complete Football magazine.
'I want to savour this bronze medal which is worth more than gold, i'm going on vacation to the United states next week. I need the rest. After that i can begin to plan. For now i need to rest.'
When Siasia was asked the driving force behind his strength in adversity giving that he had faced similar situations at Benin 2005 African youth championship, FIFA U-20 World cup and Beijing 2008, he said;
'I think it's the never say die attitude of the average Nigerian. We usually give our best when our backs are to the wall. It's the power of Naija. I needed to prove myself and didn't want to use a lack of funds as an excuse not to do well. The whole country was behind us and at the end of the day, we did what we had to do. It's a personal principle to give any job i get my best shot and that's what we did. Seeing the joy that medal brought to Nigerians was enough satisfaction for me. I mean the reception at the airport was massive and i also thank the media for their support'

Cardinal Anthony Okogie writes an open letter to president Buhari.

Dear Mr. President, Last year, when you assumed office, the chant of “Change”, your campaign slogan, ushered you into the Presidential Villa. 
Today, cries of “hunger” could be heard across the length and breadth of our vast country. Nigerians hunger, not only for food, but also for good leadership, for peace, security and justice.
This letter is to appeal to you to do something fast, and, if you are already doing something, to redouble your effort. May it not be written on the pages of history that Nigerians die of starvation under your watch. As President, you are chief servant of the nation. I therefore urge you to live up to the huge expectation of millions of Nigerians. A stitch in time saves nine.

The way forward
This is the second year of your administration. You and your party promised to lead the masses to the Promised Land. It is not an easy task to lead. But by campaigning for this office, you offered to take the enormous task of leadership upon yourself. Nigerians are waiting for you to fulfill the promises you made during the campaign. They voted you into office because of those promises. The introduction of town hall meetings is a commendable idea. But in practice, you, not just your ministers, must converse with Nigerians. You are the President. You must be accountable to them. The buck stops on your desk. Even if your administration has no magic wand at least give some words of encouragement.

Do you know whose painting this is?

See who its supposed to be, after the cut..

Charlyboy expresses his fears over the future of Nigeria

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My people, I no go lie, fear dey catch me for the future of our country. I know that there is no vaccine against mismanagement/incompetence. Most Naijas may have concluded that the CHANGE mantra was only 419. 
There is great fear in the land, most people are not sure where the country is headed, and what many Nigerians are asking is whether you feel us, your subjects, if you feel our plight at all.

Comedian Julius Agwu didn't have a brain tumor relapse..He is just in the UK for medical routine visit.

Popular comedian, Julius Agwu was some days ago hospitalized by his doctors in the UK for stress.
Contrary to what people might thing, the comedian didn't have a relapse of brain tumor. he is just stressed.
According to his U.S. Manager, Bishop, the comedian was not hospitalized for brain tumour as widely reported in the media.
It was gathered that he had gone for routine checkup but was held back by doctors who said he was too stressed.

Man seeks justice for his sister after the latter was severely injured by her Indian boss. #photo

A man, who said his younger sister, Faith Nwaneri, was allegedly assaulted by her Indian employer in Lagos, has cried out for justice.
The man, Ignatius Chukwuka, alleged that the Indian, Jay Keswani, one of the Aswani Brothers, hit his sister with a briefcase on August 12 at his Benefista Tower, Banana Island residence and she fainted.

Chukwuka said his sister was Personal Assistant (PA) to the Indian’s wife and worked Fridays to Wednesday, with Thursdays being observed as her day off.

He said Nwaneri was delayed at the gate that morning as she didn’t have gate pass and had begged her way through in the last eight months, since her employers were yet to provide one for her.

Chukwuka claimed that when she eventually got into the residence, the man’s wife queried her for coming late and she explained that she was delayed at the gate for lack of pass.

Angered by her explanation, the woman was said to have confronted her husband, who then asked the young lady to give him the form he gave her to fill to commence the process.

In Kenya, 2 Pastors bites and beats up woman, after she refused to join their church.

There was pandemonium outside Bethsaida church, Dandora, when two pastors descended on a woman, beat her to a pulp and used their teeth to design her body while at it. Her offence was refusing to join their church in Nairobi County of Kenya.
According to Nairobi News, the woman identified as Ms Christine Mueni, claimed that Pastors Timothy Migwi and Maxwell Omari, ganged up with her husband George Makori and ruthlessly attacked her outside Bethsaida Church, in Dandora on August 24.

Not only that, the woman alleged that the two pastors bit her on the stomach while the husband punched and kicked her. She revealed that they attacked her for refusing to join their church.

    “When I said I didn’t want to join the church, my husband punched and kicked me while the pastors bit me,” Ms Mueni was quoted by NairobiNews.

Ekiti Gov. signs anti-grazing bill into law, People commends his move.

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Governor Ayo Fayose on 29th of August  signed the Ekiti state Open Grazing Prohibition Bill into law. He signed the law in the presence of over 3,000 Traditional Chiefs in the state. 
Under the law, herdsmen are forbidden from carrying arms. They are also prohibited from grazing their cattle in areas that are not designated for grazing. The law prescribes six months imprisonment without option of fine for any herdsman who violates the grazing prohibition while any herdsman found with arms will be charged with terrorism.
People have been reacting to this act, calling Fayose brave, and the act a welcomed development as it would curb the excesses of these herdsmen who just destroys people's farms and kills whoeve steps in their way.

See some people's reactions to this below

Famous leader of deadly gang beaten to death by angry mob in Delta state. #Photos


A popular leader of a deadly gang in Delta state, Onoriode Okeribo popularly known as Onos, was beaten to death by an angry mob after he was caught by members of a vigilante group in Edo state over the weekend. 
He was taken to Oghara community in Ethiope West LGA of Delta State‎ where he was beaten to death by the angry mob.

Residents of the community say Onos and his group have terrorized them for years. 
He is said to be the grand planner and schemer behind all the armed robbery, murder for hire, and kidnappings in the area‎ for the past any years.

Delta State Police Public Relations Officer, Celestina Kalu in an interview with Sahara Reporters, confirmed that Onos was arrested in Edo State and has reportedly died by mob lynching.
See photos of him after the cut

Yes Where Was I?...The Dog Called Buhari, written BY REUBEN ABATI

''Last Friday, my phones rang again and again (thank God for dead phones gradually playing Lazarus), but what triggered that ring-ring was the article:
“The Man Who Named His Dog Buhari” (August 26) in which I had indicated all the positive attributes of a dog and why a man naming his dog Buhari should not generate a community and legal trial or so much stress in the public space.  One caller kept me on the phone for close to two hours. 

       He said he was proceeding right-away to buy a dog and name it Reuben Abati and that he would bring that dog to my neighbourhood, with the name inscribed on both sides of the dog and he would in my presence call out the dog: “Reuben Abati, come and eat, Reuben Abati, stop shouting, Reuben, stop being stupid, Reuben, you this idiotic dog!” and he’d like to see my reaction.

  I laughed. He said it was not something to be amused about, because although I had argued that a dog is a man’s best friend, and that in other societies, a dog is treated with respect and considered loyal and trustworthy, his view was that I failed to acknowledge the fact that in our culture, to attach the name of a man to an animal is definitely an insult.  

Niger Delta Avengers announces Cease Fire.

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The militants whose attacks have caused a huge dip in Nigeria’s oil exports, forcing the economy into a big crisis, said last night that they were done with the hostilities.
The Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) broke the news in a letter posted on its website by its spokesman, Mudoch Agbinibo, and addressed to President Muhammadu Buhari. It also spoke of the need for regular dialogue to take place for the Nigerian union to survive.

Presidential spokesman Femi Adesina welcomed the cessation of hostilities by the Avengers as “a good development which is in the interest of the country and especially the Niger Delta people.”
He said “anything that portends peace is always good,” adding that “we hope that it cuts across board and it is sincere.”

The Avengers alleged that the Federal Government was out to execute a predetermined genocide against the people of the Niger Delta through the recently launched Operation Crocodile Smile, which the military high command has explained as just a training drill designed to prepare the Amphibious Division for a better mastery of the Niger Delta terrain.

Pastor arraigned for marrying mother and daughter in Enugu.

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A pastor, Mr Timothy Ngwu, was on Monday docked at an Enugu North Magistrates’ Court for allegedly marrying another man’s wife, daughter as well as another woman.Veronica Ngwu, the pastor’s wife was said to have petitioned the court over the development.The victims whom Ngwu converted to his “wives’’ were said to be members of his church: Gods’ Favor Ministry, Nsukka.

One of the victims, Mrs Calista Omeye, however, told the court that her husband, Mr Fidelis Omeye, had persuaded her to meet the pastor as he wanted her to do the will of God through the pastor.

“My husband was a member of the church and he introduced me to the church, because he said that the pastor had a revelation for me (Calista).
 She said the revelation had to do the will of God but he later left the church but I refused to leave the church with him.

APC lawyer killed barely 2 weeks after an alleged threat to his life. #Photo

Suspected assassins yesterday killed a Port Harcourt, Rivers State lawyer, Ken Atsuwete.
The late Atsuwete was handling several cases involving the All Progressives Congress (APC) and its members in the state.
He was killed two weeks after he raised the alarm that some strange persons were threatening his life on phone.
Atsuwete was also a pastor of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG).

Acording to the Nation, it was learnt that the suspected assassins shot sporadically into the air to scare the neighbourhood before attacking the lawyer at his bungalow at Omoko-Aluu, near the University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) in Ikwerre Local Government Area.

The hoodlums reportedly entered the expansive compound as the activist was returning from a church service at 8p.m. on Sunday.

Man roasts wife and her children to death because she refused to sell her house and give him the money..

A manhunt has been launched for a man who reportedly killed his wife Gbemisola Edward and her daughter Dolapo after pouring petrol on them and setting them ablaze. Joshua fled immediately after the crime was committed. 
According to Punch , Joshua set Gbemisola, 43, Dolapo,11, and his 7-year-old son, Samson on fire after a disagreement between him and his wife. 

Gbemisola's 16-year-old son who was fortunate to have escaped the attack said his stepfather, Joshua wanted his mother to sell their three-bedroom apartment, but she refused. 

He said:
It was the scream of my mother that woke me up. Dolapo and Samson were also set ablaze. I wanted to put out the fire when my stepfather poured petrol on me as well. Before he returned with matches, I managed to escape and reported at the Ifo Police Station. 

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Peter Okoye shares photo rocking wig and red lips. LOL


Police arrests Lagos father of 2 who used Facebook to lure, rape and rob his female victims.

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The Lagos state Police Command has arrested a father of two, who specializes in using social media platforms, particularly Facebook, to lure gullible la
dies to hotels, where he sedates, rapes and dispossesses them of their valuables.

According to the Vanguard, the suspect, Oluwole Falaseye, 30, uses the pseudo-name Nipheme Ajanaku, and poses as an Abuja-based bank manager on Facebook.

Falaseye quickly gets acquainted with his target victim, and after a while he organizes a meeting in a hotel in the Amuwo-Odofin area of Lagos state.

He used this ploy to invite a lady identified simply as Mercy for a birthday party in Opera Hotel, at Rasaq Junction, Festac Town, last Friday.

However, Mercy, a student at Auchi Polytechnic, Edo State, was unable to attend the “party” in Lagos, so she told her cousin, Tinuke, an undergraduate at The Polytechnic, Ibadan, Oyo State, to represent her.

Atinuke gave a description of what happened at the hotel.

IPOB breaks into 2 factions, The new faction TRIPOB plans to burn Biafran flag on October 1st

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Below is the statement released by TRIPOB, the new faction;

At an emergency meeting convened by some disaffected members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) on Monday, August 22, 2016 in Aba, Abia state, it was resolved that due to the rigid and fatalistic position of the Nnamdi Kanu led IPOB, several of us with like minds shall breakaway and form The Rebranded Indigenous People of Biafra or TRIPOB.

TRIPOB now sees the Biafra question from a different perspective. Biafra will now become to us a powerful metaphor for change, development and greatness of the Igbos inside a united Nigeria, where the South East axis will be a utopia from the sheer determination borne out of the Biafra metaphor.
We believe in being a part of a united Nigeria, and a new way of thinking, where the victim mentality will no longer be acceptable.

Did Comedian Bovi just subbed OAP Freeze?

His fans are thinking that he is subbing OAP Freeze.. Hehehe

Niger Delta Avengers accuses Military troops of crude oil theft. #statement.

The statement;

"The High Command of the  Niger Delta Avengers condemns the entire security reports linking our forces to the killing of military troops in Nembe Bayelsa state. NDA still wonders when this  charade and acts of desperation of the Nigeria military by always linking crimes in the southern part of Nigeria to our fighters will stop. It is a shame that Operations Delta Safe is still employing the old habits of deliberately dinning and wining with unaudited intelligence from political thugs, political paymasters and enemies of the Niger Delta to perpetuate their continuous funding and relevance by catching in on the hunger in the land. One question for the commander of Operation Delta Safe! Who are the people perpetuating the ongoing illegal oil bunkerings in the Niger Delta at the moment? Because we have both video and pictorial evidences of your troops serious involvement in the pervasive crude oil thefts.  We have records of how much profit you collect and make per day from these atrocities in the Niger Delta.

Man who named dog Buhari: Comedian Alibaba wants Buhari to call the IGP an Attorney general to order.

What he said:

President Mohammadu Buhari is a respected man. He is a sitting president. Nothing should be done to discredit him. Just as nothing should be done to rubbish his name. But to all his dogged supporters who are screaming blue mother because of the dog issue, hear this, this is the same path people who messed up Jonathan's presidency took.
You can not tell me that in the over weeks or so that this issue of name dog or not name dog started, the people who work with or work for PMB have not brought it to his notice. Is that what is bothering this country? How many Fulani herdsmen who have killed several Nigerians have been swiftly brought to justice like this dog naming guy?

66 yr old man who earns 30k monthly commits suicide after being owed for 5 months and he couldn't feed himself.

A 66-year-old man, Mr. John Ekue, has committed suicide in the Mende area of Maryland, Lagos State.

PUNCH Metro learnt that Ekue used a rope to hang himself by the rod of a ceiling fan in his apartment on Oki Lane around 8pm on Monday.
It was learnt that the victim, who worked as a driver for a paint company in Lagos State,  killed himself  over the failure of the company to pay his five-month salaries.

The victim had been facing tough times since April 2016, when he stopped going to the company, whose name was not disclosed by his family members.
The deceased, who earned N30,000 per month, reportedly became frustrated when feeding became difficult for him.His only son, identified simply as IK, a salesman, had been supporting him with his meagre wages.

A resident, Simon Davies, told PUNCH Metro on Tuesday during a visit to the area that IK had gone to buy food for the father when the incident happened.
He said, “His son had gone to buy food for him that evening.

Was Maje Ayida in an abusive relationship before now?

Betty Iraboh the CEO of Genevieve magazine, had written about domestic violence and women in marriages/relationships. People commented, bu the one that caught people's eye was a comment made by Toke Makinwa's estranged hubby, Maje Ayida. He wants to know Betty's views about men in abusive relationships too. and this just made people want to put one and one together to deduce that maybe Maje was just a victim of domestic violence too.

Below is what Betty wrote:

#TalkTuesday Marriage by fire by force??? Sometime ago, a young friend of mine found herself in an abusive marriage. Initially,her husband never laid a finger on her, he let his tongue do the job. He called her all sorts of names and lashed out at her with foul words. He would always dare her to pack and go and would always chuckle "let's see where an old cargo with 3 kids like you will go; who will even look at you?". 

She did try to leave a couple of times but somewhat returned to him after he came to ask her back; promising he would be a better husband. Then the circle of abuse will start all over again. One day however, he went too far when he tried to strangle her for daring to fight back. Bruised and battered, her parents came and took her and the 3 children away.

Lady narrates how an Omega Fire Ministry deliverance pastor shamelessly flirted with her during a supposed retreat program.

Continue to read the full story below:

In 2013 my mum told me i needed deliverance because i refused to act like a "christian" she took me to a pastor of Omega Fire Ministries (OFM) he said i will do a retreat with him for one month so i went back home to pack my stuff.

This man would always enter my room without knocking. His hands would linger around my breasts when he hugs me...i was uncomfortable but i tried to bring my "mind out of the gutter".

We used to have night prayers and he would prolong the prayers till his heavily pregnant wife got tired and he'll encourage her to go to bed and rest...once she leaves he starts to tell me how much he loves me and how i don't need deliverance because there is nothing wrong with me,and how i am a nice girl who her parents misunderstood.

John Kerry's unadulterated Garbage & his new-found friends. Written by FFK.

Mr. John Kerry, the American Secretary of State, President Barack Obama's confidante and Mrs. Hilary Clinton's successor in office, came to Nigeria the other day.
The first meeting that he had was with the Sultan of Sokoto, who is the supreme leader of the Fulani Caliphate, the spiritual leader of all the Muslims of the north and the man who said, only last week, that "Christians commit wicked acts and crimes against humanity" and that "the wearing of the hijab is the right of every Muslim".
The second was with the  the 19 northern governors, 16 of whom are Muslims.

The third was our Muslim-fanatic and sharia-loving President who has refused to call his kinsmen, the Fulani herdsmen and militants, to order or to arrest and prosecute even one of them for mass murder and genocide.

On the very same day that all this was happening the Islamic Development Bank visited the President and opened their first office in Nigeria.

The government has also quietly put two separate pieces of legislation before the National Assembly for consideration which, if passed, would on the one hand legalise criminal sharia law and on the other give grazing land to the Fulani herdsmen in the Middle Belt and the south.

GEJ claims he handed over a rich Nigeria t Buhari..

As tweeted by Reno Omokri
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